Well, howdy buddy, my name's Bob, how are you today? Did you come here looking for a brand new Chevrolet Used is fine, well I suppose We sure do got a lot of those I got everything you'll ever need I got V8 engines for the kickass speed I got everything you need, no money down I'll sell you this Impala for a damn good price The transmission's shot but the brakes are nice What's it gonna take for you to drive away With this aut-o-mo-bile today? I got great terms on the financing I got payments that a bum could swing So step on up and let's make us a deal Ohhh, I don't know if I can do that Oh I don't think, my manager will approve that Well, I'll take this back to him But don't get your hopes up, my friend Get your checkbook out, sir, we got a deal You're lucky that my manager allowed this steal Sign your name right here and here Initial here and here and here And here And here are your new keys