How do you show someone you love That they are the one So many ways to express love It's hard to choose just one How you gonna do it Some people like to kiss Some people like to hug Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup Some people say: I love you Some even shout it out Some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouths Sometimes making love's not enough You have to step it up And urinating on her face Is not enough to say "I love you" Some people like to kiss Some people like to hug Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup Some people say: I love you Some even shout it out Some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouths She's covered in vomit and human feces That's how I know that she needs me She's covered in vomit and human feces That's how I know that she needs me She's covered in vomit and human feces That's how I know that she needs me Shit in my mouth And I'll puke it all over your face (I love you)