Vladimir Lenin had a stoic jaw line But he got very bored of that and this He got bored of the old folks and their troubles Then he got bored stiff of rigormortis Vlad had a bad cold and he sneezed His union preserved him but his mother knew No matter how hard you kick the bucket son, It will survive you ...and the people roared "Long live the dead guy!" He's had a great life and I want my slice ...and the people roared "Long live the dead guy!" He's had a great life and I want my slice If the guards aren't watching I'll get a piece to call mine Cause he looks so nice in double-breasted formaldehyde Like Dionysus or Jesus Christ Very good looking and great with rice We rushed passed the guards as we were on the make It was Vlad under glass-- there was nothing to take We went home disappointed and baked a cake In the likeness of Vlad and we ate and we ate ...and the people roared "Long live the dead guy!" He's had a great life and I want my slice ...and the people roared "Long live the dead guy!" He's had a great life and I want my slice Vlad had a gift for luck of action He had violence in frowns and a nice green suit Saw-dust for a heart and a formaldehyde brain But the envy of everyone just the same He put it to the czar and his family With grace of genius and executioner's style His friend and his comrades they all knew They needed a great one and he would do ...and the people roared "Long live the dead guy!" He's had a great life and I want my slice ...and the people roared "Long live the dead guy!" He's had a great life and I want my slice