The anti-wife She won't come with you when you Win your award Too busy thinking that she's got a life The anti-wife She'll choose furniture She'll make the tea But don't go looking for validity Her friends and family are fraternity But not your mother with her twisted knee The anti-wife The Mercedes is her only award For all the offers she never did record Be thankful she was glad Sometime soon she has to settle down Just don't expect any help with the crown Her friends and family are fraternity But not your brother with his failed degree The anti-wife Her friends and family are fraternity But not your mother with her twisted knee The anti-wife...