The mans in the moon, the cats in the cradle and d im in the dog house E it never would have happened if my best friend wasn't such a a loud mouth She's heard things that she don't like about my d nights out Now{e} shes on me like old cheap suit im in the a dog house D the dogs eating good and he dont care A im chewing bones in the cold night air B the whole things seems just a little unfair E there he sits in my favorite chair Verse 2: A who ever said it was mans best friend had it d all wrong E when she finds out you've been running with the pack you'll be {a}dog-gone She says she's got a bone to pick, should i{d} sit up and beg, should i fetcha stick, E i cant stay here scratching fleas and ticks in the a dog house Chorus Verse 3: A i can tell the matters are getting real bad, i bit the d mailman E i've been chasing cars up and down the street instead of a women The dog and the wife are getting mighty thick d looking thru the window just makes me sick E this old dog better learn a new trick im in the a dog house A the mans in the moon, the cats in the cradle and d im in the dog house E it never would have happened if my best friend wasn't such a a loud mouth She's heard things that she don't like about my d nights out Now e shes on me like old cheap suit im in the a dog house