Pity the poor man, pity the sad man Pity the green man who couldn't afford to orgy Pity the policeman, pity the snow man Pity the woman who couldn't afford to orgy Say, Johnny, you're a little lonesome? Oh, come on, big boy, let me show you Hmm, don't you wanna big time? Good for the postman, good for the con man Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy Come on, honey, keep breaking my heart Oh, you're breaking my heart If it's a problem getting together Leave it alone, it's the easiest way Great while it lasts, but it don't last forever Nothing like living real dangerously Oh, come on, give yourself a break Oh, don't worry, baby, you'll get over it Mm, you'll get over it Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it Sorry to mention I couldn't afford to orgy Seems such a bother, one thing, another Tempting and teasing just for an orgy Oh, no, you have to take a chance Ah, you've gotta give me one chance anyway Mm, you can sure do it Ah, mm, c'mon hmm