Ooh, you wanna have a fantasy tonight, call 1-800-555-DiC-2 Today on DiCaprio's World Discoveries, I'm here backstage at a hip-hop concert I just spotted a gaggle of rappers. I see loads and loads of cash in their bags I see guns with extended clips that don't even fit the guns in their trousers So what he's trying to say I'm so tough, don't mess with me, I'm the baddest bloke on the block Susan, I've found another lover Well so have I, Demetrius, it's over Breaking news on DiCaprio 2, channel two, at two. Take it, John I'm on DiCaprio Lane, Jason, in the Mirrorland casino Where there seem to be two niggas about to jump ready to die, I'm here on the scene with a witness Them two niggas mad Oh, yeah? That shit was the first black president Is that right? Barack Obama was number two Interesting Alive, I said CDC (do it! Don't do it!, He's doin' it, dude!) Oh, shit, there they go