One year ago, it was snowin' like crazy And we bought two sleds and a bottle Ran to the top of the hill and you raced me back down And we kissed at the bottom Memories we made that are useless today And that I wish I could have forgotten 'Cause early December, we finally broke up But now Christmas feels just like a coffin We could have waited Till after the parties when everyone asked where you were Eyy, eyy Merry Christmas, merry nothing This December sucks I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere Santa Claus ain't real He's fake just like most people (Fake just like most people, fake just like most people) Christmas, merry nothing This December sucks I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere Santa Claus ain't real He's fake just like most people (Fake just like most people, fake just like most people) Santa's fake just like most people (Fake just like most people) I can't walk into a mall 'Cause this holiday music makes me want to die Every time I see a snowman, it's mood 'Cause that's really how I feel inside Everything's red or it's green But the coca is white And lonely is blue All that I want this Christmas is amnesia And good dick from somebody new We could have waited Till after the parties when everyone asked where you were Eyy, eyy Merry Christmas, merry nothing This December sucks I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere Santa Claus ain't real He's fake just like most people (Fake just like most people, fake just like most people) Christmas, merry nothing This December sucks I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere Santa Claus ain't real He's fake just like most people (Fake just like most people, fake just like most people) Santa's fake just like most people (Fake just like most people)