Curtain opens spotlights the gentleman Siging his love letter best wishes simpleton Dialog swam from his pen like pollywogs He knew better that perfum was gravity Pulling him closer to what could be tragedy Love is blind, deaf and dumb, but nevermind You better catch me when i fall I'm on my roller skates Cause any ole way that i fall I land in your arms even though It's wrong Cause i love my new mistake Intermission gave way to a miracle The birth of an accident grew to a spectacle That couldn't wait the mother was three weeks Late So father mason clutching his crucifix Baptized the baby in whiskey and licorice What a lovely way drowning sins and tooth decay Looks like our hero's gonna fall The bow's about to break Cause any ole way that i fall I'll be in your arms even though it's wrong With our lovely new mistake You better catch me when i fall I'm on my roller skates Cause any ole way that i fall I land in your arms even though It's wrong Cause i love my new mistake The ending turned tragic when many years later The baby had grown up and married A pop singer I guess it was her turn to make her first mistake Any ole time at all Any ole way that i fall I just like awake with my new mistake