Midlife crisis Pervert, a virus Mum's scared, dad's upstage Oh, wow, you're so mature for your age! Nymphets love you Lost your job, talk of the town, it's true Hands down this skirt She don't need school, you're wise, she will learn Oh, silly piggie Rolling in your own shit again Filthy in heaven Cradle me my favorite parent Disgust, oh well Write me letters down in your jail cell Scumbag Bottom of the barrel (you are) Scumbag Bottom of the barrel (yes, you are) Repulsed, just scraping for scraps Son saying: When I grow up, I'll be like dad! Driveling in your crap, a pig in true form Your life's fucking cold, young girls keep you warm Oh, silly piggie Rolling in your own shit again Filthy in heaven Cradle me my favorite parent Disgust, oh well Write me letters down in your jail cell Scumbag Bottom of the barrel (yeah, you are) Scumbag Bottom of the barrel (yes you are) And sadly It's just a little bit too late Your clothes are clean But you got a teenager for a date Filthy in heaven Cradle me my favorite parent Disgust, oh well Write me letters down in your jail cell Scumbag Bottom of the barrel (ahh) Scumbag Bottom of the barrel (Oh) I guess it's just too late (Oh) I guess it's just too late for you, my dear