F#
We'll be laughin' when the
D#m
Walmarts hit the fan
G#m
While everyone is walkin' dead
C# F#
We'll run zombieland
F#
When I was in the fifth grade
A kid named Walker (yeah)
D#m
Punched me in the gut
Then he shoved me in a locker
G#m
One day, I'll be wearin' me a
Ear-to-ear grin
C#
When he's bangin' on the door screamin'
"Let me in!"
F#
My ex best friend
Let's call her "Regina"
D#m
Talked a lot of trash about me
Back in middle school theater
G#m
So when she's beggin' for the
Aquafina in my freezer
C#
I'ma feed it to the dead and
Then I think I'll watch 'em eat her 'cause
F#
You should have never fucked with my boy
D#m
You should have never fucked with my girl
G#m
You're all out of luck
'Cause you're about to be so
C#
Fucked at the end of the world
F#
I can't wait for the apocalypse
D#m
'Cause I know we survive
G#m
Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun
C# F#
When we're the only ones alive
Baby, it's you and me verse
D#m
All these brain-dead NPC's
G#m
When the box we created and
The aliens invade us
C#
It's gonna be a pretty funny scene
F#
So bring on the earthquakes
Bring on the floods
D#m
I ain't afraid of nothin' because
G#m
Darlin', we'll be just fiine
C#
When my apocalypse are yours and
F#
Your apocalypse are mine
We'll be laughin' when the
D#m
Walmarts hit the fan
G#m
And while everyone is walkin' dead
C# F#
We'll run zombieland
F#
I feel bad for your ex-girlfriend
D#m
"This bunker's full, sorry, Kate"
G#m
I feel bad for your ex-boyfriend
C#
I think his name was "Zombie-bait"
F#
I feel bad for the girl
Who left you all alone
D#m
'Cause I'ma save the dog
But the owner’s on her own
G#m
I feel bad for the dude who
Broke your heart
C#
'Cause there's only room for
Two on this arc
F#
I'll be on my "I Am Legend" ship
D#m
You'll be the Will to my Smith
G#m
You're the Smith to my Wesson, on my hip
On my arm, you're the armor to my 'geddon
C#
I don't know what everybody's dreadin'
F#
I can't wait for the apocalypse
D#m
'Cause I know we survive
G#m C#
Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun
F#
When we're the only ones alive
Baby, it's you and me verse
D#m
All these brain-dead NPC's
G#m
When the box we created and the aliens invade us
C#
It's gonna be a pretty funny scene
F#
So bring on the earthquakes
Bring on the floods
D#m
I ain't afraid of nothin' because
G#m
Darlin', we'll be just fine
C# F#
When my apocalypse are yours and
Your apocalypse are mine
F#
We'll be laughin' when the
D#m
Walmarts hit the fan
G#m
And while everyone is walkin' dead
C# F#
We'll run zombieland
