A man alone is just trying to hold his own A man alone reduced to holding his own All this new-found freedom is so outta-sight Got a hot date with a baked potato tonight And you may not want to see it But you had better believe it This is my one man show Ah, this is my one man show Ah, this is my one man show Though it ain't very funny It's on an extended run, yeah Oh, this is my one man show Well, it's the same performance playing out night after night Night after night after night So take a seat and baby I will turn down the lights I will turn down the light The curtain is raised and the audience is in for a shock It's a holocaust of chrome, black leather and a tissue box And I am so glad you showed up Just in time for Men & Motors Oh, this is my man show Yeah Ah, this is my one man show Ah, this is my one man show Though it ain't very funny It's on an extended run, yeah Oh, this is my one man show Yeah, this is my one man show Yeah, this is my one man show Yeah, this is my one man show Oh, this is my one man show Yeah, this is my one man show Oh, this is my one man show Yeah, this is my one man... And if you still treat your girl like you do - well, it may be coming to a town near you Oh, this is my one man show Oh, this is my one man show Yeah, this is my one man show