A hypocrite is one who deals in deceit, lies, and false pretenses Insincerity is the name of the game Doing one thing and telling others not to do it is reality for a hypocrite Well they tell you, they say Jesus saves Or they tell you, they say "Praise the Lord" Well they tell you black bible on their back They're going straight to hell, sinner! Hypocrite, hypocrite! Well she loves you, and she says that she loves you You're faithful, she says "Yeah I'm faithful too" And well she loves you, the way she says that she loves you While she's fucking behind your back Hypocrite, hypocrite, hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite Hypocrite, hypocrite, hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite (You're a cunt, you're a backstabbing cunt, that's right, you're a cunt, C-U-N-T cunt!) Well your best friend, yeah we all have a best friend Your best friend says he's looking out for you Well your best friend, but before you can bang her, His dick is in her mouth! Hypocrite, hypocrite! Well she loves you, and she says that she loves you You're faithful, she says "Yeah I'm faithful too" And well she loves you, the way she says that she loves you While she's fucking behind your back Hypocrite, hypocrite, hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite Hypocrite, hypocrite, hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite (You're a cunt, you're a cunt, you're a two-timing cunt C-U-N-T spells cunt! That's right, cunt) Well they tell you, they say "Don't do drugs" Or they tell you, they say "No they're not for me" But they tell you and you roll up their sleeves and their tracks would ride a train