D A G D Anything you can do, I can do better. D G A D I can do anything better than you. A D A D No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. A G D No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can! [Verse 2] D A G D Anything you can be, I can be greater. D G A D Sooner or later I'm greater than you. A D A D No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. A G D No, you're not! Yes, I am, Yes, I am! [Chorus 1] F#m I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge. Em I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow. E I can live on bread and cheese. A And only on that? Yes. So can a rat! [Verse 3] D A G D Any note you can reach, I can go higher. D G A D I can sing anything higher than you. A D A D No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus.) A G D No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can! [Verse 4] D A G D Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper. D G A D I can buy anything cheaper than you. A D A D Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents? Twenty cents! A G D No, you can't! Yes, I can, Yes, I can! [Verse 5] D A G D Anything you can say, I can say softer. D G A D I can say anything softer than you. A D A D No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus.) A G D No, you can't. Yes, I can. YES, I CAN! [Chorus 2] F#m I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. Em I can drink it quicker and get even sicker! E I can open any safe. A Without bein' caught? Yes. That's what I thought.....you crook! [Verse 6] D A G D Any note you can hold, I can hold longer. D G A D I can hold any note longer than you. A D A D No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus.) A G D No, you can't. Yes, I can....Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N! D Yes, you ca-a-a-an! [Verse 7] D A G D Anything you can wear, I can wear better. D G A D In what you wear I'd look better than you. A D A D In my coat? In your vest! In my shoes? In your hat! A G D No, you can't! Yes, I can....Yes, I CAN! [Verse 8] D A G D Anything you can say, I can say faster. D G A D I can say anything faster than you. A D A D No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus) A G D No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can! [Chorus 3] F#m I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle. Em I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better! E I can do most anything! A Can you bake a pie? No. Neither can I. [Verse 9] D A G D Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter. D G A D I can sing anything sweeter than you. A D A D No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus.) A No, you can't, can't, can't G Yes, I can, can, can A G D Yes, I can! No, you can't!