I stab people like everyday folks skinny people any people I chop off their throats My stabbin's are ninja like very quickly, hey by the time you feel it I'm like 3 blocks away I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck now I stab people and drive away I'm like puttputtputtputt I do a show and stab people at the same time I stab bear cages security guards in the back of the neck I love waffle house, I stab people there their so shitty and dumpy they don't even care I love stabbin' people, def leopard remember them when I cut their fuckin drummers are off, you can ask'em Leo Owen the president of island I'm at a business meeting with him looking at him I'm smiling I just up with the stab and he kicked my ass 17th floor they through me out through the glass Help Me (help'em) Fuckin help me (help'em) I need you to help me (help'em) Somebody come and help me (help'em) Jehovah's witnesses I swear man I love 'em they're standing out on the porch, knockin I'm waiting above 'em punch and wound victims right through my door come back mothafucka, ill stab you some more one time I went wrestler, I wrestled the best I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex I stabbed Tony Schiavone the commentator guy (or got me, I'm not sure) before the match I went to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a match he was like (what are you doing) I said fuckin relax I stabbed him again and again I jumped out and ran everybody chased me, catch me if you can I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my health he twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbing myself I stab cabby drivers right through the thick glass ginsu built to last, can you help Slice 'em up, Slice 'em down side to side and all around They don't help, they don't care ginsu swingin everywhere Slice 'em up, Slice 'em down side to side and all around They don't help, the don't care ginsu swingin everywhere I saved up my money and went to see the Lilith fair started stabbing lesbians, there was millions of them there I took off my thong and jumped in the pit but there wasnt any pit, it was only me and that was it but so what, I was throwin myself all over the floor Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you fuckin whore One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass stabbed them all in the face, that's why they wear masks my little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood I drive with my lights off all throuhg my neighborhood but its so hard to sneak because of the muffler I hate that fucker I did a song with 3-6 mafia, them guys are the shit we went to their studio and I started rockin it after the session they all left out of there but I stayed behind and stabbed the engineer Help Me (help'em) Fuckin help me (help'em) I need you to help me (help'em) Fuckin come and help me (help'em) Naw fuck you (fuck'em) fuck all of you (fuck'em) you better fuckin help me (help'em) help me, help me Slice 'em up, Slice 'em down side to side and all around They don't help, the don't care ginsu swingin everywhere Slice 'em up, Slice 'em down side to side and all around They don't help, they don't care ginsu swingin everywhere