A lot of nine fingered boys in the village They haven't got much choice in the village Model car model wife model village Model far model right model village They ain't too friendly in the village There’s a tabloid frenzy in the village He's not a racist but in the village Gotta drive half cut in the village Model low crime rate in the village Model race model hate model village Got my head kicked in in the village There’s a lot of pink skin in the village Hardest man in the world in the village He says he's got with every girl in the village Take flight take flight Model village I beg your pardon I don’t care about your rose garden I've listened to the things you said You just sound like your scared to death Still not in love with the village Homophobes by the tonne in the village A lot of overpriced drugs in the village A lot of half pint thugs in the village Model car model wife model village Model far model right model village I see a lot of gammon in the village I don’t see a lot happen in the village Just give them an anthem and they'll sing it Still they don’t know the meanings in it Just saluting flags cause it's British Idiot spirits thinking they're kindred Model low crime rate in the village Model race model hate model village It feels like the village is self-pillaged Still someone making a killing Take flight take flight Take flight Model village I beg your pardon I don’t care about your rose garden I've listened to the things you said You just sound like your scared to death I beg your pardon I don’t care about your rose garden I've listened to the things you said You just sound like your scared to death You gotta laugh as the curtain twitches And the villagers bury their riches But the village doesn't know what rich is Just snitches snitching on snitches Only one thing to do in the village Just say toodle do to the village Toodle fucking do