Half hung-over from the night before My sisters passed out, outside my door My niece got her hash from the boy down the street Who's inbred too He has webbed feet Dinner time is our happy time it's when we all get together and just un-wind My mom, on top my dad, on top my bro, on top my niece It's all just one big inbred feast Cuz I'm an inbred mother fucker I wasn't always like this, I really think so 'Til uncle john corrupted me And taught me to blow I was never allowed To spend the night away from my sister If you can't beat 'em Then join 'em So I decided to kiss her Her hand on top my leg, on top her chest, on top my thigh Blood is blood Even if it is your sister's cherry pie Life's been different since I've gone inbred My brother and my sister now sleep in the same bed We all run around, naked, hanging free Grandpa even lent me a pair of his false teeth So don't run from this idea It might suit you If you really love your family You'll be inbred too