Hahaha, aye Hey yo Cube, man Yo' man what's up? Hey yo Cube, check this out Yo, motherfuckers be on the dick and shit, right? Yo, yo Check this out, you know what I tell 'em, man? Kick that shit Well two peas in a bucket Mother motherfuck it You either Flavor Flavin' Or you Chuck Chuck Chuckin' Kiss my ass and suck the D.I.C- K, stands for kill so don't fuck with me I fucked that lady in the bed I missed that pussy and I bust the spread I tried it again in a thumping wagon The bottom fell out and her ass started draggin' Tried it again in a field of grass I missed that pussy and I bust my ass Then I fucked this lady in a dream The baby came out and said: Run-DMC Yeah, and you don't stop Flavor Flav in the house, and you don't stop Ice Cubes in the house, and you don't- Uh, boy! , aye, yo, rock that shit G! Rock that shit G! I knew this girl who looked just like you Light brown and a fly hair-do I want to do her, screw her So I stepped to her onkey Bitch, had more ass than a donkey I said you're the type of girl that I can't pass over Give me one chance and I'll bend your ass over Just call me the plumber at the end of the night Cause a nigga like me will lay plenty of pipe She didn't get offended, it was splendid to me Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be I guess I'll just wine her and dine her And by the end of the night I'll be behind her Waxing that ass like Raindance On the bumper get the pussy then I dump her Took her to the Comfort Inn, tucked her in Pulled out the third leg pumped it in She said 'Will you call me? ' Yeah, I'll call you a bitch or a ho after I ball you Nawl I'm just playin' but it's still the same Cause a nigga like Ice Cube is only out for one thang Yeah, what's poppin g? What you out for G? Yo, I'm only out for one thing You out for what, man? Yo, I'm out for the pussy, the money, and the mic, and I'm straight What are we ou- wha- wha- we ou- I pledge allegiance to the uh To the fuckin', all of that shit Know what I'm saying? Five thousand! Five thousand, G We out Yo, we out of here, five thousand, G Yo, this is for my boy Ice Cube, you know what I'm saying Yo, check this out