If you're a long way from home, can't sleep at night Grab your telephone, something just ain't right That's evil, evil is goin' on wrong I am warnin' ya, brother, you better watch your happy home Well, long way from home and can't sleep at all You know another mule is kickin' in your stall That's evil, evil is goin' on wrong I am warnin' ya, brother, you better watch your happy home (You better catch him, 'cause somethin's wrong in your home) Well, if ya call her on the telephone, and she answers awful slow Grab the first train smokin', if you have to hobo That's evil, evil is goin' on wrong I am warnin' ya, brother, you better watch your happy home If you make it to your house, knock on the front door Run around to the back, you'll catch him, just before he go That's evil, evil is goin' on I am warnin' ya, brother, you better watch your happy home