D F#
Blunt the knives, bend the forks!
D F#
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
D F# G
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
A F# D
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
[Verse 2]
D F#
Cut the cloth, tread on the fat!
A G
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
D F# G
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
A F# D
Splash the wine on every door!
[Verse 3]
B D
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowls!
A A
Pound them up with a thumping pole!
B E G
And when you're finished if they are whole;
A F# D
Send them down the hall to roll!
[Outro]
D F#
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A G
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D F# G
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A F# D
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
