I bet you think the Stuarts were an English dynasty But we only came to England when the crown belonged to me Our clan may hail from Scotland But our tales are not a bonnie one, you'll see We got the blue blooded blues In our blue Stuart shoes Each king queen and heir Had there own personal nightmare Have you heard the news? We got the blue blooded blues Let's start with me, King Robert III Some say I was a fool Once fell off my horse and hurt my self Quite badly, how un-cool Ended up with a limp And limp was what they called my rule (And I tell you for why) We got the blue blooded blues Strapping sons, he had two One in prison, starved in jail The other captured, epic fail The worst kings, my review I got the blue bloody blues The next 5 kings all called James But none was lucky Jim James I hid down a sewer Got caught by assassins James II was less unpopular But killed by his own cannon so, pretty dim (And it doesn't end there, you're not wrong) We got the blue blooded blues So many ways to lose 3 and 4 killed in battle 5 lost at war and that'll Explain why we got confused About the Stuarts clan blues (Sing it Mary go on girl) I'm Mary queen of Scots Misfortune I had lots To Queen Liz was a threat She threw me into prison yeah Still accused me of plotin' Can you seewhere I'm heading? Liz is a Tudor, take a guess Beheaded? Yeah After queen Liz died I was made King of England too Became James the first in England But the Stuart luck stayed true Guy Fawkes try to blow me up And turn me into stuart stew (One more time! Yeah) We got the blue blooded blues Not the role I would choose With my son Charles a decapity We briefly killed off royalty Stuart mourners it's true 'Cause we're the blue blooded blues (That's what I'm talking about)