I still remember, third of December Me in your sweater You said it looked better on me Than it did you Only if you knew, how much I liked you But I watch your eyes as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than a blue sky She's got you mesmerized while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were heather Watch as she stands with her Holding your hand Put your am'round her shoulder Now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her? She's such an angel But then again kinda wish she were Dead as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than a blue sky She's got you mesmerized while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better (I wish I were heather, oh, oh) (Oh, oh) wish I were heather Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were