Nuclear Arsenal aimed at my head Armageddon's around the corner why the hell get outta bed Things are all gone wrong and it feels like I'm cursed Things could be better and things could be worse These kids in the streets kill each other with their guns They leave their friends a bloody mess that doesn't sound like fun Life is not a movie there's no time to rehearse Things could be better and things could be worse You could be lying in a ditch, with crows picking at your eyes While midgets poke you in the ribs, and pluck hairs off your thighs Pollution and smog make it very hard to breathe Oxygen tank up my butt, that's probably what I need Or maybe I could get a supermodel for a nurse Things could be better and things could be worse I should be a HAPPY CAMPER and turn the other cheek When life is going poopy and the future's looking bleak So much gone wrong I could write another verse Things could be better and things could be worse You could be lying in a ditch, with crows picking at your eyes While midgets poke you in the ribs, and pluck hairs off your thighs Nuclear Arsenal aimed at my head Armageddon's around the corner why the hell get outta bed Things are all gone wrong and it feels like I'm cursed Things could be better and things could be worse I should be a HAPPY CAMPER and turn the other cheek When life is going poopy and the future's looking bleak So much gone wrong I could write another verse Things could be better and things could be worse Things could be better and things could be worse Things could be better and things could be worse