You said you'd never be caught dead Listening to people sing with hats on their heads Well my how times have changed Did you get tired of heavy metal and chains Come breathe the cool mountain air Yeah take a look at our pretty girls on the square Yeah buy a hat no you won't look like a fool Cause country's hot and country's cool Come on over to the country I think you'll like it here just fine Come on over to the country Well try to sooth your rattled mind Come on over to the country Listen to our people sing Come on over to the country You might find we're to your liking Don't matter if your in new york or la We'll take you to montana from the freeway Come ride with us down the radio waves We're here twenty-four hours a day Yeah my girl used to be a rock-n-roll queen That was until the night she heard bocephus sing She married me and moved to the country Why she even had cow poo on her jeans eew