(intro F# C#, F# C#, F# C#, F#.....) F# C# F# Back-to-back Cadfael, Ross Kemp on Watership Down C# Are we living in the last days? F# C# F# C# My life coach died in a car crash; plummeted his mother into hopeless despair F# C# She hangs around the laurel walk – I never know what to say to her F# C# F# C#, F# C# Have you seen Tommy Walsh’s Eco House? F# C# F# C# I’m at the mercy of the local scold, she knows, I know she knows about the bothy on the Knoydart F# C# I should have listened to Pop Tart Mark F# C# F# C# And had the head dissolved in acid by a Belgian clean up team, I’ve taken 90 Bisodol F# C# E B (x4), F# C# (x4) I’ve had a bellyful of Tommy Walsh’s Eco House. F# C# F# C# A-tisket, a-tasket, a Pashley with a basket, behold Hermione, Little Miss Poundbury F# C# I used to hanker after her when days were merrier F# C# F# C# Before the ground floor flat West Highland Terrier, Kathleen Ferrier tickets in the post F# C# F# All them Lib Dems done gone to Cropredy, Tories to Cornbury C# F# C# As for me, I’ll take the TGV to Zurich and jump off the roof of Dignitas F# C# F# And leave a note saying: “Here lies the bloke, the only bloke in Harpurhey C# F# C# Who wasn’t at the Lesser Free Trade Hall” - Y’all think on F# C# E B (x4) G D (x3) G G7 While you’re capturing the zeitgeist they’re widening the motorway.