G Am C D G Am C D Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh G Am D G May morning, hanging round a trapdoor Am D G Saw a girl like I’ve never seen before. Am C D G I wanna make her mathematically safe Am C D G Wanna keep her mathematically safe. Am C D G Take her up where we’re mathematically safe Em Am C D G Gonna wake up mathematically safe. G Am D G Mid table, there’s nothing much on my fork Am D G It’s alright though ‘cos I can go for my walk. Am C D G Around Cartmel, mathematically safe Am C D G Ain’t no alarm bell, we’re mathematically safe. Am C D G On a lilo in a sea of alright Em Am C D G I’m a mongrel and I just won a dog fight.