I feel, oh, I feel like I feel, I feel, I feel like Got a wedding invitation in the mail from my ex who's only twenty-one She used to say that she would've married me but the both of us were way too young Just saw a photo of my high school girlfriend She looked happy with her brand new girlfriend Middle school crush fell in love with my best friend Glad that I could hook them up Am I the one before the one Before the one, before the one? Am I the trial run, the runner up? 'Cause damn I feel, I feel, oh, I feel like a crash test Dummy when you want me Test drive, but never wanna own me Paint a smile on my face Glad I could accommodate Can't believe I fixed you And never got a trophy, funny That I'm the one who's lonely Hope you two are doing great Glad I could accommodate I am the one before the one Before the one, before the one I am the one before the one Before the one, before the one Before the one I sorted out all of your issues with your sister, your mother, and then your brother too You used to tell me you don't talk to a therapist 'cause my love's enough to get you through So you're welcome to your future partner They have it easy 'cause I had it harder I did your taxes, think I bent over backwards Feel like I earned a good Yelp review I feel like a crash test dummy when you want me Test drive, but never wanna own me Paint a smile on my face Glad I could accommodate Can't believe I fixed you And never got a trophy Funny that I'm the one who's lonely Hope you two are doing great Glad I could accommodate I am the one before the one Before the one, before the one I am the one before the one Before the one, before the one Before the one I feel, I feel, oh, I feel like I feel, I feel, oh, I feel like I feel like I feel, I feel, oh, I feel like I feel, I feel, oh, I feel like I feel like I feel, I feel, oh, I feel like a crash test Dummy when you want me Test drive, but never wanna own me Paint a smile on my face Glad I could accommodate I am the one before the one Before the one, before the one I am the one before the one Before the one, before the one Before the one The one before the one