Petrified Life And The Twice Told Joke

E|------------8h10p8--8-----8---8/10-7/8/7-|
B|-----10-----10------10----10-------------|
G|---9--------9-------9/10--10--5/7--4/5/4-|
D|-----------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------|

E|--------------------------------------------7h8p0-12-11-12-11-12-11-12-----------|
B|----8-8h10p8-(8)---6-6h8p6-(6)---5-5h7p5-------------------------------12-15-13--|
G|--7-----------7--5----------5--4---------4---------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

drums kick

E|------8-------8--8/12-10/7-------------------------------------3/5-------|
B|-10---10----------------------8-8h10p8-(8)---6-6h8p6-(6)---5-6-----8-6-5-|
G|----9-9--9-10----5/9---7/4--7-----------7--5----------5--4---------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------8--7--5------8-8/10-7/8/7-----------------------------------------|
B|----10---10-10----10-10--------------8-8h10p8-(8)---6-6h8p6-(6)--5-(ho| ld)--|
G|--9------9--9------9/10-5/7--4/5/4-7-----------7--5----------5--4----------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus:
E|-----8-7-8-10-8-7-----8-7-8--8-7-------------------------------7h8p0--12h13p0------|
B|--10--------------10-------------10--8-12-10-8--6-10-8-6-5-6-8---------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------7(ho| lds)----------------12(holds)------10(holds)----9(holds)--------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|