Well, I'm traveling down the road And I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy, I cant do the show Hanging out backstage I'm in a homocidal rage I signed a million dollar contract I puked on every page Slaughtered half the crew Caused they ate the deli-tray Oh Baby hey I said I'd do the show and I Canceled anyway [Chorus:] You were road kill, baby Till I scraped you in my arms Just another water flapping On the old turkey farm So baby.... [Second Chorus - by Beefcake] And the wheels keep rolling And another my post gone All along the road behind Oh can't you hear me calling? Just like that sad whale song I'm now on the road behind Well there you have it baby I'm just a sensitive guy U know I snuffed a million planets But I still find time to cry Because there's more to life Then making other people die Like a little bloody tear, baby Running out my dirty little eye And some things baby They don't make no sense Does it really matter if it bugs Your parents? [Chorus] baby quit yer crying Put those clown britches on [2nd Chorus] A sad whale song... sad whale baby