'cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump Even through speed bumps, she's a cardog She watches discovery channel, she chews her paw Pissed off she can't go to the beach, cause it's against the law 'cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump Even through speed bumps, she's a cardog 'cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump And even through speed bumps Cardog, sleepin' on the lawn Screaming when she yawns She's a cardog