If I was a rich man And I had lots of money Then I would buy you everything That you could want honey But I'm not, no, you know I'm not, yeah And if I had a sweet car For every drive we took Then I would buy some sweet shades So everyone would look But I don't, no, you know it's killing me I don't, yeah *Chorus* 'Cause baby there's a lot of things That I know I will never be But I can live with that As long as you're with me Now if I was a dog, baby You could call me Rover And I would have a doghouse And you could come on over But I'm not, no, hey you know I'm not, yeah And if I was a cowboy Then I would wear a hat And you could be my cowgirl Now I could go for that But I'm not, no, no you know I'm not, yeah *Chorus* Now if I was a smooth man Well I would have the ticket I'd take you to the dance floor And baby we would kick it But I can't; you've seen me and you know I can't *Chorus* If my name was Jack, baby You could be my Jill And we'd be rockin' steady Fetchin' water from that hill But I'm not, no, hey you know I'm not, yeah *Chorus*