I thought I was gay, I thought that might be the solution to my problems Some stray cat came through the backyard Must have climbed up some fences You'll pick him up off the ground And you'll hold him in your arms And you kiss him on the head And you tell him he's a lucky boy Pick him up off the ground And you'll hold him in your arms And you kiss him on the head And you tell him he's a lucky little Calico, don't go You're not gonna leave him alone You're not gonna leave him alone You're not gonna leave him alone You're not gonna leave him alone, oh, oh