E B G#m A
E B G#m A
[Verse 1]
E B G#m A
If all assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
E B G#m A
And I don't know why I haven't made my way out yet.
E B G#m A
But I think that I'll have one more drink and ponder my situation.
E B G#m A
So bartender, please, another drink for me.
[Chorus]
B G#m A
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
B G#m A
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
E
Watch me fly.
[Verse 2]
E B
Pushing my way to the men's room.
G#m A
Where all the dicks like to hang.
E B
There's some prick in the bathroom stall
G#m A
Key bumping cocaine.
E B
I think that I'll have one more drink
G#m A
To combat the consternation
E B G#m A
So bartender, please, another drink for me.
[Chorus]
B G#m A
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
B G#m A
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
E
Watch me fly.
[Verse 3]
E B G#m A
Shit, I can't find my phone. Has anybody seen it?
E B G#m A
Fuck, there it goes, another phone, gone to shit.
E B G#m A
I think I will have one more drink out of furious frustration.
E B G#m A
So bartender, please, another drink for me.
[Chorus]
B G#m A
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
B G#m A
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
E
Watch me fly.
[Verse 4]
E B G#m A
Apparently, this night is done. This shithole is now closing.
E B G#m A
I can't find my wallet and can't find my keys, I can't call for a taxi.
E B G#m A
I think I will have one more drink as my evening's consolation.
E B G#m A
So bartender, please, another drink for me.
[Chorus]
B G#m A
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
B G#m A
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
E
Watch me fly.
