The book of love is long and boring No one can lift the damn thing It’s full of chards and facts and figures And instructions for dancing But I, I love it when you read to me And you, you can read me anything The book of love has music in it In fact that’s where music comes from And some of it’s just transcendental And some of it’s just really dumb But I love it when you sing to me And you, you can sing me anything, yeah you You can sing me anything Hooo hooo hooo Hooo hooo hooo The book of love is long and boring And written many years ago It’s full of flowers and heartshaped boxes And things we’re all to young to know But I, I love when you give me things And you, you ought to give me wedding rings And I, I love wuen you give me things And you, you ought to give me rings You ought to give me, wedding rings