Why's everybody actin funny? Why's everybody look so strange? Why's everybody look so nasty? What do I want with all these things? I went alone down to the drugstore I went in back and took a Coke I stood in line and ate my Twinkies I stood in line, I had to wait Why's everybody actin funny? Why's everybody look so strange? Why's everybody look so pretty? What do I want with all these things? I went alone down to the drugstore I went in back and took a Coke I stood in line and ate my Twinkies I stood in line, I had to wait