It's not 'cause I wouldn't It's not 'cause I shouldn't And, you know That is not 'cause I couldn't It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town My poor heart is achin' To bring home some bacon And if I find myself Alone and forsaken It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town Though I'm more Than willing to learn How these gals Get money to burn Every little proposition I turn it down 'Way down It's not 'cause I wouldn't It's not 'cause I shouldn't And, you know That it's not 'cause I couldn't It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town