Been A Month Since I Had A Man

C                           Bb   G
 Been a month since I had a man
C                               Bb
 Been a month since we had that dance
        G                  Gm
And you waved your flag at me
                         C
And I came running ha ha ha


[Chorus]
                           Bb    G
Been a month since I had a man
C
 Been a month since I had the sperm
               Bb       G
Taken out of my  pants
F                   D
 The laundry worked wonders
F               G
 The laundry is best for these things


[Verse 2]
C                           Bb   G
 Been a month since I had a man
C                     Bb
 And somehow I give a damn
       G              Dm       G
When I see you eyein' up other guys


[Refrain]
       Dm
Well I talked to mother about it
Em
  I can talk to mother
       F
Well I talked to father about it
       G
He says you're a whosit


[Verse 3]
C                           Bb   G
 Been a month since I had a man
C                              Bb     G
 Been a month since we did our dance
      G
In my bedroom
F         G           Gm
 And it's so cool without you


[Chorus]
C                           Bb    G
 Been a month since I had a man
C                  Bb      G
'Twas the finest romance
       C
With a man
                           Bb   G
Been a month since I had a man
C                           Bb   G
 Been a month since I had a man


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