I can't stand myself tonight This evening could've been such a delight If it wasn't for the unfortunate fact that I am here Someone once said no one can save you from yourself That rings partly true But that fine thinker clearly didn't have someone like you You make me witty, you make me bright You panel the gold for my dirty mind When I'm with you There's absolutely nothing that could go wrong If I'm out of tune, you say you love my new song You set me free, you make me feel forgiven and strong You say I'm a genious And it makes me feel so comfortable in my skin Come and distract me, come and interact with me Come and fuck me up with your wicked love That's larger than this life Come with your sparkling eye that always recognizes The better of me in every crowd In every crowd In every crowd I get so terribly frightened and caught up in myself at times I need you to come and rescue me and remind me of the light I am becoming addicted to your comforting and helping hand It's not a sustainable setup You don't ask for the same favour back I can't stand myself tonight This evening could've been such a delight If it wasn't for the unfortunate fact that I am here