Intro: Play 2x E|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| D|4-----4/---5-----9----9/---11------| 12-----9---------------------------| A|2-----2/---3-----7----7/----9------| 10-----7---------------------------| E|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| Riff #2 E|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| D|4-----4/---5-----9----9/---11------| 12-----9-----7p-5--7p-5--7p-5--5--7| A|2-----2/---3-----7----7/----9------| 10-----7---------------------------| E|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| then play the intro again 1x then comes the solo which i'm not going to attempt. Anyone who wants to tab it out should post it or e-mail it to me. Lyrics: The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin research kitchen, Reaching for an oversize chrome spoon, he gathers and intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants. Brushing his scapular aside, proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt. He turns to us and speaks, "Some people like cupcakes better, I for one care less for them." Arrogently twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully-charged icing annointment utencil, he puts for a quarter ounce green rossette near the summit of a dance but radiant muffin of his own design.