Ayy American love American me American you American tears American heartbreak Oh, oh, oh I took a walk with the palm trees As the daylight fell Sangria in a canteen Talkin' to myself (I can't remember) This tattoo on my left hand Is turnin' purpleish blue Daydreams of the romance Daydreams of you (you) My pretty woman in a ballgown I'm Richard Gere in a tux Gettin' married in a courthouse Writin' vows in a rush Makin' out before the judge With my teenage wife Got a weddin' band done That I just might die with It's an American weddin' They don't mean too much But we were so in love We had an American weddin' Now what's mine is yours That's American law M-R-S dot Kennedy She signed her name in pen (oh) In the fancy, fancy cursive (oh) Then turned her term papers in (oh, oh) A thesis on Islamic (oh) Virgin brides and arranged marriage (ah, ah) Hijabs and polygamist husbands Those poor un-American girls After school, she ran to me Jumped in my five point oh This is the home of the brave, land of the free But your parents still didn't know (oh) She said: I've had a hell of a summer So, baby, don't take this hard But maybe we should get an annulment Before this goes way too far (oh) It's just an American weddin' They don't mean too much They don't last enough We had an American weddin' Now what's mine is yours American divorce Well, you can have my Mustang That's all I've got in my name (ooh) But, Jesus Christ, don't break my heart (ooh) This weddin' ring won't ever wipe off, but if you stay Oh, if you stay (stay) You'll probably leave later anyway It's love made in the USA (uh) Don't let 'em front you, they sayin' you can't move Without 'em, fuck 'em, I tell 'em this ain't new We been some hustlers since it began, dude Ain't gon' be trippin' over some bitch-ass dude They so vain, I tell 'em this ain't you You could get sensitive, but this shit ain't true These niggas can't do nothin' that I can't do That she can't do, that he can't do That you can't do, that we can't do Man, I had a dream and then this shit came true And, nigga, if I did it, I think you can too These niggas can't do nothin' that I can't do That she can't do, that he can't do That you can't do, that we can't do Man, I had a dream and then this shit came true These niggas can't do nothin' that I can't do That she can't do, that he can't do (oh-oh-oh) That you can't do (oh)