In my room, On a pad, Was written a letter, Return address to you I have walked, Over a mile, And under a stone wall, Across the fields of snow And I've been feeling so grand, oh no Tell me now who you think I am. Arrived there, Tired and cold, Delivered your letter, Return address to you This is the house, This is the road, Here is my letter, Where the heck are you? And I've been feeling so old, oh no Tell me now who you think I am. Lay down under the playground, Hold up, I can't, hold up for long Lay down under the playground, Please don't bury me Lay down under the playground, Hold up, I can't, hold up for long Lay down under the playground, Please don't bury me In my room, On the fire, is burning a letter, Return address to you I had walked Over a mile, And under a stonewall, Where the heck were you? And I've been feeling so grand, oh no Tell me now who you think I am. It's just a, it's a little bit harder just to hold your hand and round and round and round we go Tell me now who you think I am Lay down under the playground, Hold up, I can't, hold up for long Lay down under the playground, Please don't bury me Lay down under the playground, Hold up, I can't, hold up for long Lay down under the playground, Please don't bury me And I've been feeling so grand, oh no Tell me now who you think I am. It's just a, it's a little bit harder just to hold your hand and round and round and round we go Tell me now who you think I am In my room I'm so shocking In my room I'm so very, very shocking, shocking, shocking Lay down under the playground, Hold up, I can't, hold up for long Lay down under the playground, Please don't bury me Lay down under the playground, Hold up, I can't, hold up for long Lay down under the playground, Please don't bury me Please don't bury me Bury me Bury me All these lies...