J: Looking 'round the room I can tell that you Are the most beautiful girl In the... room. B: In the whole wide room J: And when you're on the street Depending on the street I bet that you are definitely In the top three Good looking girls on the street B: Depending on the street J: And when I saw you at my mate's place I thought, "What is she doing At my mate's place? How did Dave get A hottie like that To a party like this? Good work, Dave." B: Ooh, you're a legend, Dave. J: I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you He's not sure I say, "Dave, do you mind if I do?" He says he doesn't mind But I can tell he kinda minds But I'm gonna do it anyway I see you standing all alone by the stereo I dim the lights down to very low Here we go Both: You're so beautiful You could be a waitress You're so beautiful You could be an air hostess in the '60s You're so beautiful You could be a part-time model J: And then I seal the deal I do my moves I do my dance moves Both: It's 12:02 Just me and you And seven other dudes Around you on the dance floor I draw you near Let's get out of here Let's get in a cab I'll buy you a kebab I can't believe That I'm sharing a kebab With the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab Ooooh Why don't we leave? We can go to my house And we can feel each other up on the couch Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow No-o-o-o 'Cause you're so beautiful J: Like a tree Or a high-class prostitute Both: You're so beautiful You could be a part-time model J: But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job Both: A part-time model J: Spending part of your time modeling And part of your time next to me My place is usually tidier than this