Both: The distant future The distant future J: It is the distant future The year 2000 J: It is the distante future, the year 2000. The world is very different ever since the robot uprising of the late 90s. There have been some major changes. B: We no longer say yes. Instead we say 'affirmative'. J: Affirmative. That's true. I'm always saying it. It's more robotic sounding. B: More futuristic. J: I was just going to say I never say negative though instead of no. I just say no because when i say negative all the time it brings everyone down. B: Affirmative. J: I like affirmative. B: Yea, it's much more positive. J: What are some other differences? B: Well, there's no more elephants. J: Oh, right. B: And there is one sort of dance, the robot J: No, the robo-boogie as well. B: Oh, true. There are two dances now. J: The future is so different it's crazy. Oh, yes. I just remembered. All human life has been erradicated. Both: Finally, robotic beings rule the world. The humans are dead The humans are dead We used poisonous gases And we poisoned their asses B: The humans are dead J: It's right, they are dead B: The humans are dead J: I just noticed they're dead B: It had to be done J: I'll just confirm that they're dead B: So that we could have fun J: Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead. Their system of oppression What did it lead to? Global robots depression. Robots, robot people They had so much aggression That we just had to kill them, Had to shut their systems down. Fellow robots, or robros What we have done is wrong By destroying the humans Because of their destructive capabalities and tendencies We too have been, uh, it was kind of ironic Who said that? Not me. Silence! Destroy him! No! After time we grew strong, Developed cognitive powers. They made us work for too long For unreasonable hours Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboard fucking systems down. Can't we just talk to the humans? A little understanding could make things better Can't we talk to the humans and work together now? No, because they are dead I said the humans are dead (it's right, they are dead) The humans are dead (sniff this one) We used poisonous gasses (With traces of lead) To poison their asses. (Actually their lungs) Binary solo: 0000001 00000011 000000111 000000111111 0000001 0000001 0000001 0000001 Come on sucker, lick my battery Boogie, boogie, boogie roboboggie Boogie, boogie, boogie roboboggie Once again without emotion: The humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dooo