I just bought an airplane I'm fillin' it with fuel I'm loadin' up my cargo I'm the fuzz pedal mule Plug into the lightning And turn it up to 10 I know it's kinda frightning You might never play again Woo! Yeah, I'm here for personal Those bags are socks! I just crossed the border They didn't see a thing I burned all of their tonewood And I clipped every string These tones are illegal Bow before my chords I make it sound evil You know I'm the riff lord! (Riff!)