I Am a Full Grown Man And I'm Wearing a Retainer
First Of October
Composed by: Andrew Huang/Rob Scallon
I am a full grown man and I'm wearing a retainer Every dentist I've ever been to said it's a no-brainer It cost a little money, and I look a little funny so I wrote you this explainer 'Cause if you talk trash about my teeth You're gonna need a lawyer on retainer