I'm stumbling around the woods I never need to wear a hood I can't ride a bike, I don't have a Porsche 'Cause the headless horseman has a headless horse Headless! I'm headless! I'm flailing all around over here Ichabod has nothing to fear When it comes to bridges, when it comes to ridges I just stay off 'Cause when the headless horseman has a headless horse, it's just chaos! Headless! I'm headless! Our dentist doesn't make much money!