Mr. Superstition! (Failed culiado!) Mr. Superstition! (Failed culiado!) Wakes up every morning, thinks he's a sports guru Puts on his lucky socks, worn out and smelling too Pacing 'round the living room, shouting at the screen Thinks his silly antics keep the players keen Oh, look at Mr. Superstition, thinks he's part of the team Yelling at the TV, living in his dream With his goofy rituals, he's the king of his domain In his crazy sports world, he's clearly gone insane Won't sit on the couch, it’s cursed from last year Blames it for the losses, his logic isn’t clear He’s got a rabbit's foot, a horseshoe, and a chant Thinks he's their secret weapon, isn't that just grand? Oh, look at Mr. Superstition, thinks he's part of the team Yelling at the TV, living in his dream With his goofy rituals, he's the king of his domain In his crazy sports world, he's clearly gone insane Won't sit on the couch, it’s cursed from last year Blames it for the losses, his logic isn’t clear He’s got a rabbit's foot, a horseshoe, and a chant Thinks he's their secret weapon, isn't that just grand? Won't sit on the couch, it’s cursed from last year Blames it for the losses, his logic isn’t clear Yelling at the TV, living in his dream With his goofy rituals, he's the king of his domain In his crazy sports world, he's clearly gone insane When the game is over and his team’s still lost He blames the neighbor’s cat or the way he crossed Next game, new tactic, with his cape and his wand He's a sports wizard now, in his delusional bond Oh, look at Mr. Superstition, thinks he's part of the team Yelling at the TV, living in his dream With his goofy rituals, he's the king of his domain In his crazy sports world, he's clearly gone insane Oh, look at Mr. Superstition, thinks he's part of the team Yelling at the TV, living in his dream With his goofy rituals, he's the king of his domain In his crazy sports world, he's clearly gone insane Yeah, in this wacky world, he's the clown of the show With his wild antics, he’s got nowhere to go Oh, in this irrational game, he's the star of his own In his fantasy sports land, he's never alone Mr. Superstition! (Failed culiado!) Mr. Superstition! (Failed culiado!) Yeah, in this wacky world, he's the clown of the show With his wild antics, he’s got nowhere to go Oh, in this irrational game, he's the star of his own In his fantasy sports land, he's never alone Mr. Superstition! (Failed culiado!) Mr. Superstition! (Failed culiado!)