I'm going to heaven, And you're going to hell. Condemned for all eternity For the mistakes you've made. Remember that time, You stole that money. When you broke in that window. How about that Friday night, Or all those Sunday mornings, When you didn't go to church. That's why I'm going to heaven, And you're going to hell. Condemned for all eternity For the mistakes you've made. I can't tell you what heaven's like And I don't know much about hell. I know hell is like a nightmare And heaven's just a dream. (Do do dee dee doo) I'm going to heaven, And you're going to hell. (Go to hell!) Condemned for all eternity For the mistakes you've made.