Way down in a country town one day A little ole' country band began to play They had two guitars and a beat-up saxophone When the leader said go them cats began to blow Ooh wee oh oh Ooh la la, let's rock and roll Now all the poeple gathered 'round Just to dig that rockin' rollin' sound Suddenly the drummer rang a bell And all them country cats began to yell Ole' MacDonald did a crazy bop Said it's time to milk my cow, I got to stop But just before I cool it and cut out Here's something all you cats can think about Snaggle-toothed Malinda was a drag She latched onto a dude who showed up stag He tried to run and then he tripped and fell She kissed him and we all could hear him yell Well, a hound dog ran a polecat into town Brought him to the dance and laid him down Someone hollered skunk and you can bet All them country cats is runnin' yet