[John Lennon] Help You're making my ears bleed You need a muzzle Why are you pissed off all the time Didn't your mum give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy who could die Of a heart attack just in the shower You need to chill out for a minute And smoke weed for an hour Every time I watch your show All you do is scream at me And your face looks like a shit I took High on LSD I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend I can see through all your tricks I wonder how much George Bush paid You to suck his dick [Billy O'Reilly] You fucking long hair Living in your yellow submarine Well you're about to get sunk By the right wing political machine Stop your presses Lennon You call me mr. Bill O'Reilly When it comes to squashing limeys I come recommended highly You're weak, between you and me There' no comparison I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently Like George Harrison You're Paul McCartney's bitch With less talent than Ringo And I'd rather suck George Bush's dick Than Yoko Ono's [John Lennon] Well you can't buy me love But I'll kick your ass for free I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer And give you a lobotomy I'm tired of how you scheme To stir the people up Why don't you just take a vacation And shut the fuck up? [Bill O'Reilly] Because I'm evil Heart blacker than Don Cheadle Ten thousand dollar shoes I use To stomp out a beatle Don't tell me to shut the fuck up That's how I survive Now here's sting What? Fuck it, we'll do it live!